The Big Man ‘upstairs’ came up with a dandy idea! This idea was inspired by a man who came into the restaurant for a triple decker hamburger only to receive a triple bypass later that day. Seems as though the upper management wants to keep folks walking under the golden arches rather than through the pearly gates. That is why they installed the inaugural automated external defibrillator in the flagship location. In fact, this device was installed in a place of honor—the precise location where their regular customer’s heart literally stopped beating. What an honor!
They are revising their training manual as I write this…
“thank you, sir. Enjoy your burger and fries. You’ll find ketchup over there to your right and the defibrillator to your left just in case. See you next time!... or not...
note: this was inspired by a real news report in Aiea, HI
Monday, December 12, 2011
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